- I will stop losing bookmarks.
- I will keep my “all-nighters to read a book from cover to cover” down to once a week.
- I will do things other than read on weekends. Things like interact with other humans, eat things other than cereal, absorb sunlight, and appreciate trees.
- I will give people who don’t read a chance. Maybe.
- I will conquer the 100 greatest novels of all time.
- I will choose a literary prize and read every book that has ever won that prize.
- I will be faithful to one book club, instead of joining five different ones and just reading whatever I want.
- I will shed 20 pounds from my bookshelves so they’re not straining under a potentially hazardous amount of weight.
- I will exercise more by walking around the bookstore five times before making my purchases.
- Before passing judgment on a genre of books, I will read three books in that genre first.
- I will read a book in another language, even if it’s The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss.
- I will organize my book collection in a way that other sentient beings can understand.
- I will diligently record every book I read this year and my thoughts on them.
- I will stop being late to things because I got distracted by a book.
- In fact, I will show up extra early to everything so I have time to read while waiting.
- I will stop judging people who see the movie before reading the book.
- I will stop recommending books with ultimatums like, “If you don’t love this book, we can’t be friends!”
- I will finally finish that one book I’ve tried to start four times already.
- I will keep one book on my nightstand instead of a tower of precariously piled hardcovers that could topple at any minute and crush me in my sleep.
- When my significant other reads a book I love, I will not sit and stare at them while they read. Nor will I keep asking, “Are you at (my favorite part) yet?”
Wishing you a good start to the year from the perch.